Four Cats....!!!

Four Cats

 

 

 

 

Four  men were bragging about how smart their cats  were.  The  first man was an Engineer,  The  second man was an Accountant,  The  third man was a Chemist, and  The  fourth man was a Government  Employee. To  show off, the Engineer called his cat,  "T-square, do your stuff."  T-square  pranced over to the desk, took out some paper  and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,  and a triangle.  Everyone  agreed that was pretty smart.  But  the Accountant said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said,  "Spreadsheet,  do your stuff."  Spreadsheet  went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that  was good.  But  the Chemist said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said, "Measure, do your  stuff."  Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard  and poured  Exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the  glass.  Everyone agreed that was pretty good.  Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat  do?"  The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."  CoffeeBreak  jumped to his feet.......  Ate the cookies........  Drank the milk.....  Sh*t  on the paper.......  Screwed the other three cats........  Claimed he injured his back while doing  so.  Filed a grievance report for unsafe working  conditions.......  Put in for Workers Compensation..................and  went  home for the rest of the day on sick  leave............  AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT.