Ponderables...!!!

Ponderables

- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

- If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

- If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

- If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

- You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

- Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?